Erin With The Christmas Win & December Birchbox!


My Roommate Erin is beautiful:

This is her enjoying the sweet smell of summer back in 2010


But really.. We have been best friends since 9th grade & now live together. We are somewhat of an odd pairing seeing as to how I am clearly very into makeup and hair stuff and all that jazz and erin prefers to keep things pretty simple. Cite this picture for evidence... I refer to it as "the odd couple":



So when Erin got me something for Christmas that involves makeup.. I about died. And ON TOP OF THAT - it was something I had never even heard of and it is really quite awesome. It's called Birchbox & each month you get a little box filled with some "deluxe size samples" of various beauty products. You fill out a little profile of your hair and skin type and what you're most interested in, so every member gets something unique to them each month. Really a cool idea & I get to try new stuff every month which is big for me.

So my first ~shipment~ came & I was like HOLY CRAP THIS PACKAGING IS CUTE. Unfortunately, I ripped it off & ruined it before I could take a pic, but it came in a little UPS box that was pink and had white snowflakes all over it. But once you open it, the box that the products come in is really cute, too:


When you open it up, it comes with a little card that lists all of the items (including their price if you want to buy them full size) & a short description of each:



This month, this is what I got:


1. Yogini Perfume - Not really my thing. It smells a little "old woman-y" to me, but the card says it has notes of sandalwood, egyptian myrrh, and grapefruit.

2. Oscar Blandi Dry Shampoo - I have tried this stuff before & was really excited to get the small can because it's easy to take with me when I travel. It's $23 for the big can, but I've found that with my sort of "combination" hair type - this is one of the best dry shampoos out there.

3. Jouer Moisturizing Lipgloss in Birchbox Pink - Check this out - a special color just for Birchbox... FANCY!! And I really love this stuff. It's a really pretty hot pink color that goes on just sheer enough that it doesn't look too overpowering with one coat, but if you double up it's a nice little pop of color. 

4. I-Care Waterproof Eyeliner by Laura Geller in Caffe Mocha - I really really like this liner. It's a darker brown & doesn't have that reddish undertone that a lot of brown liners do. And I freaking hate that, so I was happy with this one. It also has the little smudge tool on the opposite end which is a big plus for me. Apparently (according to the card) it is ~laced with skin-soothers to nourish my eye area~.. So there's that, too.

5. Show Stoppers Designer Fashion Tape - Haven't had a chance to use them yet, but they're double sided tape strips that ensure your tits don't pop out of low-cut shirts. The card puts its a bit more elegantly saying that they "ensure your party dress stays perfectly in place" but let's be honest....

6. ReCharge EBOOST Orange Natural Energy Booster Mix - I cannot wait to try this whenever I go back to work tomorrow after Christmas break. Deep down I'm hoping I don't like it because its almost $30 for 20 packets, but it's a drink mix that you put into water that gives you a natural energy boost. I'll report back with my results, but I'm pumped to give it a whirl.

If you're interested in trying Birchbox, you can click here to check out their website. If you're shopping for a beauty lover, there isn't a more unique gift out there. Once my membership is up - I'm considering renewing just to keep a fresh arsenal of stuff to review on deck especially since they are partnered with awesome brands. I'll keep you updated with what I get every month. Shout out to Erin for the present. You didn't dun goof.


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Excuses Excuses..

Totally aware that the 12 days of bitching hit a major wall. I'd like to thank my dumbass for hitting a pole and causing myself a world of unnecessary car issues for that. Having to figure out crap with insurance and an auto repair shop and all that jazz in the few weeks before Christmas is absolutely no fun. I hope that you all understand that making and editing videos was quite possibly the last thing on my mind.

But since we're on the topic, the other things on the list were:

4. Orange Glow - no not the cleaning supply, the essence that your face gives off after you cake on bronzer that is 16 shades too dark for you.


5. Too Light Foundation - being afraid of your foundation being too dark is often the cause of this, but it being too light can be just as bad. Find a brand/shade that matches you and stick to it because you seriously look ridiculous in pictures when your head is a totally different color than your body.

6. Ugg Boots and Shorts - stop it.

7. Thick Black Eyeliner Around the Entire Eye - i swear to god this could be on the news as being illegal and girls would still do it. There is no reason you need thick black eyeliner on your lower lid. You are completely defeating the purpose of eyeliner and in the process, making yourself look as though you should be digging through my dumpster in the wee hours of the morning.

8. Streaky Hair - i never really understand chunk highlights, letalone chunk highlights in colors that make absolutely no sense like kool-aide red and blue. You are not edgy and honestly - your head looks very very trashy. Can you even consider a chunk of platinum blonde through black bangs a highlight? I don't think there is a word for it, honestly..

9. Lipliner - 1993 called....

10. Oh Where Are My Eyebrows? since when are having 6 hairs above your eyes considered eyebrows? and no, you cant just DRAW ON the hairs that you PLUCKED out of existence! I will never EVER get this trend. Unless you're really into looking like a latino hooker from 1990, I'm not sure what look you're going for. Don't take the Casey Anthony approach to things. If you have bushy eyebrows, you can tame them without totally eliminating the problem. 

11. No Back Pockets on Jeans - it's like leggings but weirder.

12. Excessive Everything - nothing annoys me more than the girl at the mall with 4 necklaces, a ring on every finger, sky high hairsprayed hair, pounds of makeup, a purse that could fit a small child, and a fur vest. Less is more - always. And stop popping your gum, too. 



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Twelve Days of Bitching: Day 3

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If you're feeling this rant, remember to click the little tweet bubble right at the end of this post to share with your twitter followers. Really quick & easy. Save some lives, ladies! STOP SMOKING!!! 


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Twelve Days of Bitching: Day 2

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Twelve Days of Bitching: Day 1


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^ I apologize that this screen shot looks like this video was made on a 1998 Dell desktop, but I promise you the quality improves. Blogger's video uploader is really something special.



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