Sunday, November 8, 2009

Thanks For Not Burning My House Down

So I know everyone can relate to this situation I was in yesterday and I think it's safe to say that we've all had different outcomes... You know the one - you're getting ready when all of a sudden your damn phone will not quit and you realize you need to speed shit up & get out the door. Not being able to compromise the make-up routine for times sake (come on - get serious), we make up the time elsewhere - like forgetting to shut drawers or turn off lights.... or straighteners......

Yes, friends, my straightener was on for 7 hours yesterday.

The funny thing is is that I was on my way to boyfriend's house and my thought process started ticking. It always starts immediately when you get to the point in your route where you're juuuust far enough away where it's a pain in the ass to turn around. I thought "hmm.. typically I remember turning my straightener off because I have to put my fingers dangerously close to the scalding hot irons to get to the button... but I don't remember doing that." I ruled it out thinking that I was in such a rush that why in GOD'S NAME would I remember such a little ass detail.

So here's my love letter to you, Zoe (that's the brand name. don't start thinking I name my appliances). I want to first thank you for not burning my house down or melting anything on my vanity. I also want to thank you for still working since I just decided how much I love you. I think all of the idiots on makeupalley that write bad things about you are a bunch of bitches. Don't listen to them - you're better than that. Thanks for the straight hair, the little flippy thing you do, and also the subtle curls. You're a multi-tasking master. I really appreciate the fact that you still get hot after my dumbass left you on for seven hours straight. Not sucking is great, and as a matter of fact - it's your specialty. You go, Zoe. Seriously - you go.





14 blips:

Brown Eyed Belle said...

The same thing happened to me last week! However, it never crossed my mind that maybe I had forgotten to turn it off. I came home and there was the little red blinking light and the scorching irons on my vanity. I almost lost it. So, I will say 'thank you, Chi, for not burning my house down!' Not that it's a good thing that you left your straightner on, but I'm so glad I'm not the only one in the world that does stuff like this sometimes!! Have a fabulous night! xoxo

Vanilla said...

awww u r too cute !
loll
seriously.hahaha

ema.leigh said...

Hahahahahah... I am soooo ocd about this. I can't tell you how many times I've been late to work because I thought I left it on. So I turn around and go back. Only to find out that I did, in fact... turn it off. And each and every time I get in the car and start going through that mental checklist (doors locked? everything packed for the day? straightner off?)... I always think, but what if today was that one time that I forgot?

Oooooh... stupid. Girls. And their beauty.

Sarah said...

ohhhhh God don't you hate this! I did this once with my electric blanket, only I didn't realise I'd left it on all day until I got into bed the next night! OMG i nearly died!!!
Thank God for Zoe :)

Rin said...

Hehe, funny post. You should try a GHD, they turn themselves off after thirty mins of innactivity.

Although I can't say I've ever forgotten to turn off my straightener as I have kids so I have to unplug them and put them up high, out of reach!

Carine said...

I hate this feeling of not being sure if you turned it off or not ! It happened too me a few times to forget to turn something off, because i'm so absent-minded !

Louise said...

The other day I left my curlers on for 8 hours. They melted through my hair-dryer but there was no smell and no fire!
I love the letter to your straighteners. Cute and funny ^^
x

Melanie's Randomness said...

Ooohhhh I've sooo been there!!! I straighten my bangs every morning & I usually run out of the house for work & it's always in the back of my head, "Omg did I turn off my straightener????". I have one of the Revlon ones from CVS not a very fancy one but there is an automatic shut-off on it after a certain amount of time. Maybe Zoe has one like that??

Mz. More said...

I feel your pain. Find myself in this situation a lot, thinking if I turned it off or not. Usually it turns out that I had remembered to turn it off, but last week I came home and had forgotten. Scary situation

hannah said...

ahh, i have a tendancy to leave my straighteners on but i use ghd's and they cut out after 30 mins. i once left my old straighteners on top of my tv all day, they melted the top :( ahh. loove the ghds though.

megs said...

i've done this to my poor straightener on more than one occasion. doesn't make hubby too happy. but i have yet to start any structure fires with my need for straight hair, so i figure i'm still winning ;)

~Lisa said...

Phew! Good thing nothing happened! I got kind of worried when I read the title. But aren't there straighteners that turn off automatically within a time frame?

Follow me?
www.xmaterialgirlsx.blogspot.com

short southern momma said...

too funny girl! I can't count the times I have done the same thing! Glad all is well and hope your having a great day! = )

prashant said...

I almost lost it. So, I will say 'thank you, Chi, for not burning my house down!' How to make a website

Post a Comment

whatcha think?