Excuses Excuses..

Totally aware that the 12 days of bitching hit a major wall. I'd like to thank my dumbass for hitting a pole and causing myself a world of unnecessary car issues for that. Having to figure out crap with insurance and an auto repair shop and all that jazz in the few weeks before Christmas is absolutely no fun. I hope that you all understand that making and editing videos was quite possibly the last thing on my mind.

But since we're on the topic, the other things on the list were:

4. Orange Glow - no not the cleaning supply, the essence that your face gives off after you cake on bronzer that is 16 shades too dark for you.


5. Too Light Foundation - being afraid of your foundation being too dark is often the cause of this, but it being too light can be just as bad. Find a brand/shade that matches you and stick to it because you seriously look ridiculous in pictures when your head is a totally different color than your body.

6. Ugg Boots and Shorts - stop it.

7. Thick Black Eyeliner Around the Entire Eye - i swear to god this could be on the news as being illegal and girls would still do it. There is no reason you need thick black eyeliner on your lower lid. You are completely defeating the purpose of eyeliner and in the process, making yourself look as though you should be digging through my dumpster in the wee hours of the morning.

8. Streaky Hair - i never really understand chunk highlights, letalone chunk highlights in colors that make absolutely no sense like kool-aide red and blue. You are not edgy and honestly - your head looks very very trashy. Can you even consider a chunk of platinum blonde through black bangs a highlight? I don't think there is a word for it, honestly..

9. Lipliner - 1993 called....

10. Oh Where Are My Eyebrows? since when are having 6 hairs above your eyes considered eyebrows? and no, you cant just DRAW ON the hairs that you PLUCKED out of existence! I will never EVER get this trend. Unless you're really into looking like a latino hooker from 1990, I'm not sure what look you're going for. Don't take the Casey Anthony approach to things. If you have bushy eyebrows, you can tame them without totally eliminating the problem. 

11. No Back Pockets on Jeans - it's like leggings but weirder.

12. Excessive Everything - nothing annoys me more than the girl at the mall with 4 necklaces, a ring on every finger, sky high hairsprayed hair, pounds of makeup, a purse that could fit a small child, and a fur vest. Less is more - always. And stop popping your gum, too.